Showing posts with label Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney wins Florida Republican Primary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney wins Florida Republican Primary. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Man of Integrity, Mitt Romney Wins Florida Republican Primary

I'm Mitt Romney.
I paid a 13.9% tax rate in 2010.
I haven't had a job since 2007, but I really haven't needed one.
My wealth ranks me in the top 0.006% of U.S. Earnings.
Yes, I earned a piddly $350,000 in speaker's fees in 2011.
But, I made 21.7 million in 2010 and 20.9 million in 2011.
America is not better off than it was 1.8 trillion dollars ago,
but I am.
And oh yeah, did I tell you that I'm a Mormon?