Saturday, February 11, 2012

Never Wear Lederhosen to a Toga Party

Πήγαινε στο σπίτι σου! Κόμμα είναι πάνω!

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Man of Integrity, Mitt Romney Wins Florida Republican Primary

I'm Mitt Romney.
I paid a 13.9% tax rate in 2010.
I haven't had a job since 2007, but I really haven't needed one.
My wealth ranks me in the top 0.006% of U.S. Earnings.
Yes, I earned a piddly $350,000 in speaker's fees in 2011.
But, I made 21.7 million in 2010 and 20.9 million in 2011.
America is not better off than it was 1.8 trillion dollars ago,
but I am.
And oh yeah, did I tell you that I'm a Mormon?

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Far Right Wing Bull Horn: Rick Santorum

I say', I say', I said son, let me legislate how you live.
It', it, it's no sin to be a ruthless capitalist.
Washington has no agency in financial regulation,
Bu', bu', but, your morality is the government's business.